Find Your Significant Otter

basedgosh:

i get so confused with sub genres of music there’s like metal, death metal, progressive death metal, polka finnish melodic black metal with fries and a diet coke i give up

pohhui:

starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

wow this is actually accurate

grubbsgrady:

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

(Source: partial-fractions)

4u-iwud:

likesdinos:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

sherokutakari:

andyouremyeverafter:

groovieghoulie:

socialjusticeally:

notkorra:

hashgag:

throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

throwing bridges at people who need to get over it

throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed

oh

Oh ..

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police